This isn’t the first time that I’ve written about hating a man in a cowboy costume.
In this installment, I’ll discuss why that’s such a terrible idea and why it’s so easy to do.
And the fact that we’re not going to discuss it because it would make me sound like a douchebag doesn’t mean I don’t care about it.
I hate my neighbors, and if I ever come across a woman who seems like she has a soft spot for me, I’m going to be like, “How the fuck do you think you could be loved like that?”
I just hate you, and the reason why I do is because you’re the worst kind of douche.
The fact that I love you, that I respect you, is because I like you because you think that women should be nice and that men should be kind.
You’re the kind of person who thinks you’re better than you are.
And if you ever get a chance to meet a woman, I promise you I’m not going anywhere.